These are but a few of the "unpleasant side effects" of Promicin that Jordan Collier and his band of power-mad dehumanizers would like you to forget:

FACT: PROMICIN KILLS.
Every single person who injects Promicin into their body faces a 50% chance of dying within 48 hours of a massive brain hemorrhage. There is no treatment or antidote. No readily-available street drug in history has ever had such a huge single-dose fatality rate, yet owning a vial of Promicin is still not a crime.

FACT: PROMICIN BREEDS MONSTERS.
History has shown that absolute power corrupts absolutely. Do you think that if thousands of Promicin users suddenly get the power to control your mind, strike you down from 50 feet away, kill you with a touch, or do God knows what else, they're all just going to stay home and watch TV? A serial killer named Oliver Knox used his "4400 ability" to brainwash regular people into murdering two innocent women for him. We have no way of knowing how many unnatural "abilities" there could be, or which Promicin users could get them. Do you want to risk giving people like Knox an even easier way to get away with murder?

FACT: PROMICIN IS BEING PUSHED ON OUR KIDS.
Children don't always fully consider the consequences of their actions before taking stupid risks. Many youngsters, not yet wise to the harsher realities of life, also feel a false sense of immortality. These are qualities easily preyed upon by Promicin Terrorists seeking to entice new, thrill-seeking guinea pigs in their sick experiment against the human race. What's even worse, unlike so-called "designer drugs," which parents can hope are prohibitively expensive for their teens, every dose of Promicin is given away absolutely free -- yet another evil tactic in Jordan Collier's delusional war on decent, honest Americans.

FACT: PROMICIN IS UN-AMERICAN
Jordan Collier and his Promicin-using followers seek to supplant true humans with a new, chemically-altered species and take our place at the top of the food chain. The Founding Fathers built this great nation to be of the PEOPLE, by the PEOPLE and for the PEOPLE -- not some murderous, false messiah and his cult of subhuman zombies. Collier may appear charming, as true snakes often do, smiling and using feel-good buzzwords to make you feel safe, but don't believe him. It's only a matter of time before he and his race of super-soldiers try to overthrow our government and impose their will.